KEEP YOUR SHiT SHoW Tees & V's

Keep Your Sh*t Show to Yourself - Offered in both Crew Neck and V-Neck Cuts

The drama isn’t just political — it’s performative.  Whether you're tired of left-vs-right bickering, attention-seeking "activists," or just want real conversations without the chaos, this tee says what we’re all thinking:

“Keep your sh*t show to yourself.

Crafted with American-made or ally-sourced materials for quality you can trust

Colors may vary slightly due to screen and printing differences, making each T-shirt uniquely your